Tuesday
Jan172012
Porn for Pregnant Ladies
Every so often I notice that someone has found this site by searching "Pregnant Woman Porn" and I have no doubt that I am not what they are looking for. But it got me to thinking, pregnant ladies *should* have their very own candy to look at. We have needs! We have desires!
So after seeing a bunch of these for crafting and new moms online, I thought about some of the wonderful words many pregnant women might like to hear.
Here are a few I came up with, but feel free to let me know what else these fine (oh so fine) gentlemen could say to make you weak in the knees.
Thanks you, gentlemen. I couldn't have said it better myself.
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That is totally awesome!!
Total awesome-sauce! 33+ weeks, a husband out of town and a 3 yo to entertain...this was the highlight of my morning!
LOL! Total snort! I haven't been pregnant in forever and almost didn't look at the post. Thank God I did!! That was so flipping hysterical and made my morning!!
Can't wait to pass it on!
xo
pure genius!
Awesome! I had to share this with my birth board! MADE.MY.DAY!
Bwhahahahahaa IF. ONLY!!! This made my very not so good morning! Thanks!
Seriously, I think you may have made me laugh hard enough to put me into labor. These are awesome.
I'd like to hear.
"God, your butt looks good when you waddle to the bathroom every 10 minutes"
Preferably, uttered by Josh Holloway, but I guess my husband would do.
Oh. MY. Thank you!! :-) The "baby names" one caused my spit-take ... especially after all the trials of naming to-be #3! (You'd think after 2, we'd have figured out a system or standard nomenclature; apparently all we did was use up the only 2 names we liked!)
There's actually a little book by the same name...Porn for Pregnant Moms or something... A friend gave it to me as a gift when I was pregnant, and it was hilarious! "Honey, the guys are coming over, and we're going to take the baby to the park so you can have some time to yourself!"
OMG, those were amazing. I was simultaneously amused and turned on.
Thank you for posting Ryan Gosling twice!
This just made my day - laugh out loud funny. "I'm going to go out and buy you a few cakes. It makes me sad if I think you're hungry" GENIUS.
Bahahahaha! I so needed this! Lately, I've been feeling like a beached whale waddling around everywhere, but now that I know that Adam Levine will be sad if I don't eat more cake, I must soldier on! :-)
Thank you! Made my week, just sent it to my friend who is due any day, hoping some stim. might get her juices going!!
This is Awesome! I think it would make a totally rockin' calendar! :)
La, la, love it! Total awesomeness!!
Love it. I'm 36 weeks today and totally needed this. Though, what do I have to do to get my husband to take my two older kids to the store so I can scour pinterest? Or take a nap??
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where's is Leo??? ;)
Thanks for the laugh! That was great!
Love these, hilarious and so very well put!!
that was about the funniest thing I have read in a long time!!!!! That was just awesome!!!! I will be sharing!!!!!!
I cannot stop giggling, my daughters are starting to stare at me. I'm 31 weeks with #3 and would faint if any of these came true. Love!
Hilarious! Well done!!
how about "Hey girl, I love finding candy bar wrappers between the couch cushions, reminds me of you."
"Watching you wipe the snot away after crying over life insurance commercials is so damn sexy."
"I wanted you to know how much I care, so here's a smoothie, a carton of whoppers, and some Tucks."